PATIENCE: What You Have When There's Too Many Witnesses Premium Vinyl Sticker

Finally! A sticker that gets it. We've all been there - that moment when someone cuts you off in traffic, steals your parking spot, or takes the last donut at work. Your brain starts plotting revenge, but then you notice... people are watching. Suddenly you're the picture of zen and self-control.

This jumbo-sized sticker is perfect for your car bumper, water bottle, laptop, or anywhere you want to share a laugh with fellow humans who also practice "selective patience." At over 8 inches wide, everyone will get the joke - even from a safe distance.

Built Tough Like Your Fake Smile:

• Premium vinyl that won't fade, crack, or give up (unlike your actual patience)
• Weather-resistant because life's storms are bad enough
• Sun-proof coating so your humor stays fresh
• Easy to apply, hard to ignore
• Sticks to almost anything - cars, bottles, that annoying coworker's desk

Whether you're stuck in traffic, waiting in line, or pretending to listen to your neighbor's vacation stories, this sticker speaks for everyone who's ever had to be nice when they really didn't want to be.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable nodding and knowing looks from strangers who totally get it.