CARDS THAT ACTUALLY SAY SOMETHING

Welcome to my collection of hand-collaged greeting cards – where genuine hilarity meets actual human craftmanship. Each uniquely twisted creation is made with real scissors, vintage magazines, and questionable judgment (not algorithms). From birthdays acknowledging the existential dread of aging to wedding congratulations that don't sugarcoat marriage, these cards tell it like it is. Most come blank inside because I've done the hard work making someone laugh on the front – the heartfelt message is your problem now. Perfect for people who deserve better than a last-minute drugstore card or a text with too many exclamation points.