Collection: CARDS THAT ACTUALLY SAY SOMETHING
Welcome to my collection of hand-collaged greeting cards – where genuine hilarity meets actual human craftmanship. Each uniquely twisted creation is made with real scissors, vintage magazines, and questionable judgment (not algorithms). From birthdays acknowledging the existential dread of aging to wedding congratulations that don't sugarcoat marriage, these cards tell it like it is. Most come blank inside because I've done the hard work making someone laugh on the front – the heartfelt message is your problem now. Perfect for people who deserve better than a last-minute drugstore card or a text with too many exclamation points.
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*NEW RELEASE* "Happy Born Day You Gigantic Piece of Grown Up Jizz" Birthday Card
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*NEW RELEASE* "Cheers to a Spectacular SOB" Just Because/ Multi Occasion Card
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*NEW RELEASE* "Did You Even Look in the Mirror Today You Judgy Bitch" Just Because/ Multi Occasion Card
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*NEW RELEASE* "Oh, Is That's What Edging Is?!" Just Because/ Multi Occasion Card
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*NEW RELEASE* "You Are One Crafty Hooker" Just Because/ Multi Occasion Card
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*NEW RELEASE* "Bravo on your Nifty New Home" Housewarming Card
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*NEW RELEASE* "Cheers to your Beautiful New Life Together" Wedding Card
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*NEW RELEASE* "He's 60 & Still Lives with His Mom" Birthday Card
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*NEW RELEASE* "Mama Said Knock You Out!" Mother's Day/ Just Because/ Multi Occasion Card
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