Giant "Asshole" Attitude Adjustment Sticker - 8.1" x 4.02"

Tired of people choosing to be jerks when they could literally be anything else? This massive sticker says what we're all thinking!

"When you can be anything you want, an asshole seems to be an odd choice"

Slap this bad boy on your bumper, water bottle, laptop, or anywhere you want to spread some common sense with a side of sass. At over 8 inches wide, this isn't some tiny whisper of wisdom - it's a full-volume life lesson that everyone behind you in traffic will definitely notice.

The Good Stuff:

• HUGE 8.1" x 4.02" size (because subtlety is overrated)
• Premium vinyl that laughs in the face of rain, snow, and blazing sun
• Weatherproof and fade-resistant (unlike people's manners)
• Perfect for cars, water bottles, coolers, toolboxes, or your ex's mailbox (kidding!)
• Easy to apply, impossible to ignore

Perfect for:

• Your daily commute therapy
• Reminding Karen at the grocery store about life choices
• Starting conversations (or ending them)
• Anyone who believes in basic human decency

Warning: May cause excessive nodding from strangers and spontaneous acts of kindness. Side effects include feeling smugly superior while stuck in traffic.