"Happy Born Day You Gigantic Piece of Grown Up Jizz" Birthday Card

Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic, hand crafted, greeting card! Each 5"x7" card comes packed with personality, an envelope, and - get this - ZERO unnecessary sappy text inside. Just pure, unapologetic wit that'll make your friends either laugh or question your sanity (or both).
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope

© All Rights Reserved - Your purchase brings you joy, laughs (and bragging rights), but not reproduction rights! Please show off your awesome card to everyone, but the original artwork and designs remain the intellectual property of sCrap by Jill. Questions about licensing? Please contact me. Thank you for supporting my independent art endeavor! 🎨